February 5, 2014, 6:26 pm
![Hottest Katie Featherston Photos]( "Hottest Katie Featherston Photos")
The sexiest Katie Featherston pictures, along with the hottest shots of the Paranormal Activity series star. Featherston attended Southern Methodist University and received a BFA in 2005 before moving to LA to pursue a career in film. With five franchise films under her belt, Featherston certainly ranks among the reigning scream queens of scary movies. In fact, she was even nominated for an MTV Movie Award in the "Best Scared as Sh**" category but ultimately lost to the equally gorgeous Amanda Seyfried.
Photos of Katie Featherston, one of the hottest girls in movies and TV. There are few girls out there as sexy and fun as Katie Featherston. You can vote on the hot pics in this Katie Featherston photo gallery to move your favorites to the front of the list. So, in honor of one of the greatest up and coming ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest Katie Featherston pictures, videos and GIFs, ranked by hotness.
These Katie Featherston pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Katie Featherston photos, these are the hottest around.
http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-katie-featherston-photos/trent-walker,
Katie Featherston Looking Perfect
Katie Featherston With a Cowboy Hat
Katie Featherston in Red Satin One-shoulder Dress
Katie Featherston in a Loose Top
Katie Featherston in a Sleeveless Top
Katie Featherston in a Layered Balloon Dress
Katie Featherston Has Perfect Body
Katie Featherston in Blue Strappy Dress
Katie Featherston in Scoop Neck White Top
Katie Featherston in Black and White Top
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February 5, 2014, 7:01 pm
![What Makes You Over Tip At a Restaurant]( "What Makes You Over Tip At a Restaurant")
When you are eating out at a restaurant, what things make you INCREASE your tip more than your usual standard tip? What makes you over tip? Restaurant servers sometimes struggle to understand why diners gave a really good tip or a really bad tip. Let's help them understand what makes us give a really good tip.
You can add items to this list, but please be as specific as possible if you add a new item. Avoid just saying "great service". What specifically can a server do to deliver "great service".
http://www.ranker.com/list/what-makes-you-over-tip-at-a-restaurant/mtechman,
The Drinks Were Regularly Refilled
The Server Remembered Our Names
The Server Brought a Full Refill Before They Took Away Our Empty Drink
The Server Made Contact With Us Immediately After Our Seating
The Server Was in a Good Mood
The Server Handled Any Issues Quickly
The Server Anticipated Our Needs
The Server Flirted With Us
The Server Took Good Care of Our Kids
The Server Did Not Keep Us Waiting
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February 5, 2014, 6:56 pm
![The Best Simpsons GIFs]( "The Best Simpsons GIFs")
These are a bunch of Simpson GIFs that I could find. If you think there should be more then add them.
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-simpson-gifs/stokified,
Jumping Out a Window
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Perception Vs. Reality
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Homer Working at the Kwik-E-Mart
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Homer's Ass
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Hell
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Homer Is Great at His Job
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Stonecutter Handshake
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Rain
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Doughnut Heroin
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Shelbyville DBags
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February 5, 2014, 7:06 pm
![Sochi Winter Olympics Fails]( "Sochi Winter Olympics Fails")
Sochi Winter Olympics fails have become a hotter topic than even the Winter Olympics themselves. From stadiums that have yet to be completed to streets flooded with stray dogs, there's no shortage of sh*t talking to be done with regards to the priciest production of the Olympic Games, winter or summer, to date ($51 BILLION dollars have been spent so far).
Sochi not being prepared for the Olympics is old news at this point, but with the Olympic Opening Ceremony taking place on February 7th, reporters and news correspondents from around the world have been descending on the country and sharing what they are (and in the case of their accommodations, aren't) finding in Sochi.
Winter Olympic fails are way funnier if you're not actually in Sochi, so have a laugh at the expense of the reporters, crew, and athletes in Russia for the Winter Games. You're about to medal in FAIL, Sochi.
http://www.ranker.com/list/sochi-winter-olympics-fails/ariel-kana,
"Eternal" Flame Is A Relative Term, Right?
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Russia Is Big On Water Conservation In This Time Of Heightened Tourism
Breakfast Choices Are Limited
I'll Take Six...Of the Stuffed Animals
You Never Have To Leave Your Conference To Tinkle In Russia
As Ready As They're Going To Get For The Paralympics
Upper Deckers (And Toilet Paper) Strictly Forbidden In Russian Toilets
Reporters Couldn't Be Happier With Their Accommodations
For the Strangers Who Share Everything
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A great way to bond with your teammates as well.
You Get To Indulge In Scents Unique To The Country
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February 5, 2014, 6:23 pm
![The Best Action Verb GIFs]( "The Best Action Verb GIFs")
A verb, from the Latin verbum meaning word, is a word that in syntax conveys an action, an occurrence, or a state of being. In the usual description of English, the basic form, with or without the particle to, is the infinitive.
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-action-verb-gifs/stokified,
Escape
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Kick
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Damage
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Imagine
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Jump
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Hug
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Scatter
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Hang
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Zoom
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Chase
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February 5, 2014, 6:46 pm
![Explain a Hipster Movie With One GIF]( "Explain a Hipster Movie With One GIF")
To be honest I didn't know what a hipster movie was before I made this list. I just based hipster movies off the hipster movie ultimate list (I wasn't able to add a link if someone for Ranker could look into that please.) I've never called anyone a hipster in real life and I've never heard other people call someone a hipster. The only times I've heard of hipster being referenced is on the internet. The only thing I can tell you for sure about hipsters is that a lot of people hate them and I really don't know why. I guess I'm a hipster because I like a lot of these movies, I really don't know.
http://www.ranker.com/list/explain-a-hipster-movie-with-one-gif/stokified,
Little Miss Sunshine
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High Fidelity
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Requiem for a Dream
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Napoleon Dynamite
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Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World
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The Big Lebowski
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Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind
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Wristcutters: a Love Story
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Fight Club
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A Clockwork Orange
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February 5, 2014, 7:14 pm
![Top 5 Make Money Online Blogs]( "Top 5 Make Money Online Blogs")
This is a list of my Top 5 Make Money Online Blogs. Hope you like it
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-5-make-money-online-blogs/romioabboud,
other,
Shoemoney.com
Was the first one to show us the 100K Dollars check from google Adsense.
GrowthRank.com
Clicknewz.com
Affilorama.com
Bloggingtips.com
This is one of my favorites that have great tips to make money online and Internet Marketing.
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February 6, 2014, 3:56 pm
![The Best Actresses in Film History]( "The Best Actresses in Film History")
The best actresses ever are ranked here in this list of the best actresses in film history. These are the greatest actresses ever to appear on the silver screen - female only (to vote on both genders, check out this list of the greatest film actors and actresses). These women were part of some of the greatest movies of all time (or were perhaps the reason they were the best movies ever), with countless Academy Awards between them.
What are the qualities of the best actresses of all time? Is it the raw emotion they show, the parts they choose, their acting methods, or simply their effortless charm and charisma? There's no denying some of these amazing actresses belong on the list of the hottest celebrities of all time, but behind the 1000 watt smiles lies the talent that defines generations of actresses.
Who is the best actor of all time? Is it a classic actor like Katharine Hepburn, a comedic genius like Tina Fey, a stunner like Catherine Zeta-Jones, or a method actor like Meryl Streep? There are so many choices for the greatest movie actress ever that you may have a hard time choosing just one (although you can vote for as many of the actresses on this list of the greatest actresses ever as you want). If your favorite leading lady isn't on the list, make sure to add her so others can vote for her to receive the title of best actress in film history.
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-best-actresses-in-film-history,
Audrey Hepburn
Bette Davis
Elizabeth Taylor
Helen Mirren
Ingrid Bergman
Jodie Foster
Judi Dench
Katharine Hepburn
Maggie Smith
Meryl Streep
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February 6, 2014, 6:41 pm
![The Best Songs About Booty Shaking]( "The Best Songs About Booty Shaking")
This is a list of the best songs about booty shaking. Many of these songs are about actually moving your hot ass, while others are about butts too good not to write a song about.
What are the best songs about ass shaking? KC and the Sunshine Band's "Shake Your Booty," Wreckx-N-Effect's "Rump Shaker," Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" are just a few of the highlights on this list of songs that'll make you want to dance and shake ya ass.
What's the best music for booty shaking? Do you like 'em real thick 'n juicy? Vote up your favorite booty shaking songs.
http://www.ranker.com/list/best-songs-about-booty-shaking/josh-heller,
Baby Got Back
The premier ode to big asses. In all honesty, the popularity of this song helped to make the beauty standard for booties more inclusive.
Fat Bottomed Girls
One of the few non-hip hop songs to make it to this list is Freddy Mercury's ode to women with big asses. Rock needs more songs like this.
Shake Ya Ass
Mystikal's cautious tale of shaking your ass, but making sure that after you've done that you watch yourself. He's heard countless stories of ass-shaking getting out of control, and he wants to make sure that you're safe.
Back That Thang Up
This song allowed so many awkward young teenagers to attempt freaking. This song was certainly banned from many high school dances.
Ms.Fat Booty
Mos Def notices a woman whose ass is so fat that you can see it from the front. She is shaking her booty while just walking down the street.
Shake Your Booty (Shake, Shake, Shake)
A booty dancing song that your parents will remember. Taught a generation of Americans how to sway their tushes.
Rump Shaker
A classic nineties ass-shaking jam. This song basically laid the groundwork for Sir Mix-A-Lot to be able to talk about the gluteus maximus.
Loose Caboose - Joe Tex
Joe Tex was right to rhyme "loose" with "caboose." A wonderful reminder hat your back-side should flow to the music.
The Bertha Butt Boogie - Jimmy Castor Bunch
The Jimmy Castor Bunch tells you the story of Bertha Butt and her whole family. It's like a fairy tale, which you can groove your bum to on the dancefloor.
Shake That - Eminem ft. Nate Dogg
Eminem's "Shake That Ass" differs from the Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass," because it refers to the ass as an object, whereas Mystikal refers to it in the context of the second-person. Just a convoluted way to suggest that Mystikal's song is better.
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February 6, 2014, 5:15 pm
![The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever]( "The 13 Craziest Harry Potter Fan Moments Ever")
Not to be outdone by the Twilight crowd, here are the 13 craziest moments in Harry Potter fandom, including the 13 craziest Harry Potter tattoos of all time on page 3. Now that the films for one of the biggest cultural phenomenons of the last 10 years comes is out, insane fans are geeking out in full form. Check out this list to vote on the Harry Potter movies from best to worst.
What have crazy Harry Potter fans done to be called crazy? From stalking cast members to taking liberties with photoshop, these are some of the weirdest manifestations of Harry Potter fandom ever.
Be sure to check out Ranker's other lists like, Justice League Characters, the Worst Places to Live and list of airplane manufacturers.
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-13-craziest-harry-potter-fan-moments-ever/mark,
The Creepiest, Most Endearing Harry Potter Fan Meets the Cast
Here's some back story: a Japanese show held a contest where 10,000 insane Harry Potter fans competed for a chance to visit the UK set of the Half-Blood Prince movie and meet the stars in person. A girl named Kana won. Needless to say, to win the contest, you need to have the ability for your insanity to exponentially grow to uncharted levels.
Enter the showpieces where Kana tries on a hat and is faux-stalked by different members of the cast.
When Rupert Grint dorkily sneaks up on Kana at 4:33, his appearance practically sucks all the breath out of her body. When she regains composure, she does the creepiest thing she does in the whole video:
She asks what she also asks of Daniell Radcliffe, which is sheepily ask "Touch Ok?". After she gets confirmation that "touch" is "ok", she touches the celebrities' faces and then smells her fingers.
This means that either Ron Weasley's eyelashes were made of a fine, sophisticated cut of cocaine or she's just really that Buffalo-Billesque.
The only recourse the audience and Rupert had at this insane, insane moment was to laugh with the nervousness of a man about to die.
But that's not even comparable to when she meets Daniel Radcliffe, which needs to be seen to be believed.
1:02. Longest hand-shake ever, complete with sparkly Japanese game show sound effects and a hilariously awkward Daniel Radcliffe saying the same two words over and over again in a situation where really, what DO you say?
And if you go to 2:37 of the video, you will witness the best of moment of the entire interview (and of this young girl's life) and a pretty accurate summary of what she does the entire time.
You need to watch 2:37 of this video. This girl is the cutest non-fictional psychopath in television history.
Harry Potter Spoiler Crews
In an exercise that sounds more exhausting than an all-night rave, followed by a morning of self-hatred and regret, people camped out, then waited for hours at the midnight premieres of the Harry Potter books. Then they read them. After announcing that the book was officially on sale, you'd wait over an hour to get your book and then go home and read it until about 8AM.
The most frustrating part of this whole experience? The Harry Potter Spoiler crews, aka guys who would drive by the really long lines and tell people the plot twists, endings and/or important deaths in each Harry Potter book.
These trolls have nothing better to do than spoil it for everybody. But notably, this time, they came out in droves, motivated to spoil the very ending of the series for fans who have been waiting a lifetime to discover on their own how the saga ends.
They were obviously fans, or at least knew enough about the franchise to not only get some key plot points head of time, but to know where to go for the highest concentration of fans.
As the nation suffered Harry Potter Spoiler drive-bys, most of the helpless fan could only shout vulgar, yet ultimately f*tile and meaningless insults towards the people who could never undo what they'd just done.
For insane events like this, where spoilers are a danger and people actually care about an ending, it can be assumed that there are people out there who want to ruin everyone's good time.
So, for f*ture reference, if you're ever at an event like this, please bring what is described in this video as An Anti-Spoiler Megaphone.
This Guy
In a contest for the biggest Harry Potter fans ever, this guy reveals that he's read every book multiple times (according to him over 100 times).
He's read every single piece of merchandise ever.
Three rooms of his house are filled with Harry Potter merchandise.
He wore a wizard robe to his prom.
He draws pictures of the characters (which actually aren't bad but jeez.)
He has a neck tattoo.
He has enough Harry Potter clothes so that he can wear nothing but Harry Potter clothes for three months... and never wear the same thing twice.
The Entire Wizard Rock Scene
Wizard Rock is an actually-existent form of "music" that revolves around the Harry Potter universe, and wizardry in general (and no, not in a cool, epic way like Dragonforce.)
Here's an example of some of the music you can hear if you're looking to get into "Wizard Rock" to the left.
The genre of Wizard of Rock is known throughout the universe, and to even the Guinness books, for spawning the existence of the first band of popular musicians who have never laid a hand on a member of the opposite sex.
Here are some examples of some actual band names:
The Luna Lovegoods
The Hagrids
The Mudbloods
The Dementors
The Sirius Black Attack
Lord Voldemort
Harry and the Potters
Draco and the Malfoys
Albus and the Dumbledores
Ginny and the Weasleys
Hermione and the Grangers
Severus and the Snapes
Dobby and the House Elves
The Butterbeer Experience
The Whomping Willows
The Band Who Must Not Be Named
The Azkaban Work-Release Program
Tonks and the Aurors
Diagon Alley
Celestial Warmbottom
and my personal favorite because it actually sounds kind of badass...
The Ministry of Magic
Test the limits of your taste with the video embedded here of the Draco and the Malfoys hit, "My Dad is Rich (And Your Dad is Dead)."
Tom Felton (Malfoy) Fan Offers to Adopt Him
While visiting America, Tom Felton, who plays Harry Potter's sub-nemesis Draco Malfoy, got a great taste of what it's like to be famous in the good ol' US of A when a Harry Potter fan offered to adopt him.
That's right, someone offered to become his legal guardian while he was still underage, and to take them to their house, and then to eventually live in a house with him named after his character in the films (Malfoy Manor).
The man then showed him documentation and sent him documents (the ones he actually needed) to disown his parents and move in with him.
I know. I know.
(Source)
An Entire Species of Owl is Brought to Endangerment
We all remember Hedwig, the snowy white owl companion of Harry Potter and arguably one of the best fictional pets ever, from the films and the books as the only owl you've ever seen that doesn't look like a demon.
But perhaps history will now remember Hedwig as the owl that endangered her species.
Hedwig increased the owl-hunting and owl-poaching business single-handed in India, as birthday boys demanded owls as presents while hunters shot white owls down -- probably to decorate the dining room mantles of their sick, twisted, "we couldn't just buy them the plushie" household.
The carnage was so extensive that J.K. Rowling had to speak out and bring awareness to this sensitive issue. In a statement, Rowling asserted that "If it is true that anybody has been influenced by my books to think that an owl would be happiest shut in a small cage and kept in a house, I would like to take this opportunity to say as forcefully as I can: please don’t." She should've done her research and made Harry Potter's pet a pigeon. At least then we'd be accomplishing something.
It remains to be seen whether her statements will help fight the declining white owl population since while some fans will demand the owls as birthday presents, others will hold owl sacrifices to drive away evil spirits (like Voldemort).
Whoever the Hell Writes Harry Potter SLASH Fiction
Harry Potter slashfiction (a lot of which can be found Here) is basically fan erotica (which are pornographic stories) about the Harry Potter cast.
Let me repeat this: erotic fiction about the under-aged KIDS in all the Harry Potter books.
Some popular pages (after only my first try at the ol' Google) lead to entire sites filled with links to download word files or dumps of certain stories starring the following combos of dudes either passionately touching, holding back sexual desires (which are clearly thought-upon in the narrative of the stories) and coming-of-age (no pun intended) "curiosity" stories.
Here are some combos:
Draco/Harry (for a kind of disturbing artist's rendering, click here, you've been warned, it cannot be unseen.)
Draco/Ron
Harry/George
Remus/Kingsley
All of which are marked PG or PG-13... UNTIL you get to the NC-17 submissions like
Snape/Lupin, Harry/Draco
Snape/Hermione
Remus/Severus/Hermione
and
Draco/Remus
*Shiver* Seriously Internet, WTF?
Some Guy Photoshops Emma Watson's Head Onto CP (Child Pornography)
Here's the news headline: "Loner who superimposed Harry Potter star Emma Watson's face on to child p*********y is spared jail."
Makes sense, though. It was only 2,000 images on his computer. We all have files that big, right?... right?
And another perfectly normal thing he did was super-impose his head onto other Harry Potter characters' bodies in movie stills he had to get "closer" to her.
These were among some of the tamer things that were found on internet stalker, pedophile and overall real-life-Phillip-Seymour-Hoffman-from-Happiness John Cavanaugh's Chamber of Secrets.
He was let go, though, because the judge realized that he wasn't spreading them, he was just keeping them, and everyone felt sorry for the guy because, yes, he is just that pathetic.
"He just thinks Emma Watson is hot, like the rest of the world", you say? Well, if that were true, he'd have superimposed his head on paparazzi or beach pics, not movie stills from the popular franchise. This guy just wanted to be her Ron. *shiver*
Source.
Emma Watson Stalked By Harvard Students
Emma Watson, who is now a student at Brown University (and for those of you keeping score 20 years old) was stalked by a bunch of Harvard geeks that ended up terrifying her and making great strides towards crapping directly on Harvard's name (Yale rejoices), as well as almost drawing police attention.
At a football game where Harvard was playing Brown these Ivy League gentlemen decided to participate in a school newspaper mandated game of stalking, just to make Emma Watson uncomfortable and to mess with their enemies (Brown).
Here's the full news story.
The whole thing would've been alright, had their stunt been funny, but sadly for them, it was not. Here's what they live-tweeted during the game:
"We will be Live-Tweetin' the game and possibly stalking Emma Watson, so keep your eyes peeled for that, too!"
"Let’s go Hermione! Lolz,"
"In enemy territory. Lookin for a certain witch"
"WATSON FOUND. i repeat WATSON FOUND."
Ivy League education goin to good use, there.
Watson's reaction was reported to be "distressed", as she started going to school to get away from her "fame", which realistically will never "go away", not until the movies are over and/or until she gains a bunch of weight.
Your move, Watson. They'll be waiting.
(Source)
Comic-Con
This isn't directly a Harry Potter-related crime, but a crime commmitted from a Harry Potter fan loyal enough to wear the shirt he was wearing (click here to buy the shirt he was wearing! What?) in public.
At Comic-Con, the Mecca of rabid fans, a fan of some sort was saving a seat for somebody. Mr. Harry Potter fan seemed to have objected to this other fan's ability to have a seat "saved" for him while everyone else stood in an 8-hour line to get into the hall (he was kinda right).
This Harry Potter fan got so angry that he used the Eyeballicus Expelliamus spell and stabbed the guy in the eye with a pen. He also got red stains all over his nice Harry Potter shirt (which seriously, you can buy here).
Inexcuseable: a wizard never, ever, uses Muggle violence.
Source news story: âAw, it had to be a black guy, didnât it...â
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February 6, 2014, 6:31 pm
![Winter Olympic Events You Could Do Without]( "Winter Olympic Events You Could Do Without")
The Winter Olympic events you could do without, ranked by people who probably won't even bother to watch them.. The 2013 Winter Olympics are held in Sochi, Russia, from February 7th to February 23rd. What events will you skip? Why is Curling even an Olympic sport? What's next, Bocce? Pool? Come on. And is women's ice hockey really that fun to watch when you already know that Canada is going to win? The Winter Games includes 15 winter sport disciplines in 7 sports categories. Every bi-annual Olympics is more competitive and adds more events to the list, but some of them are a drag to watch. Probably to play, too. Vote up the Winter Olympic sports that are taking up too much valuable space on your DVR and that you think could stand to be eliminated from future games.
http://www.ranker.com/list/winter-olympic-events-you-could-do-without/ranker-sports,
Alpine skiing at the 2010 Winter Olympics
Biathlon
Cross-country Skiing
Bobsleigh
Ice Dancing
Figure Skating Pairs
Curling
Figure Skating
Cross Country Skiing 30 Km Women
Nordic Combined
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February 6, 2014, 7:07 pm
![Explain a Sci-Fi Movie with One GIF]( "Explain a Sci-Fi Movie with One GIF")
The best GIFs that describe Sci-Fi Movies. Keep in mind some of these are jokes and you can add on the list if you want.
http://www.ranker.com/list/explain-a-sci-fi-movie-with-one-gif/stokified,
Prometheus
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Back to the Future
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Inception (alternate)
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Starship Troopers
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Dragonheart
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The Mummy
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Alien
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Armageddon
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The Island of Dr. Moreau
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Star Wars Episode IV: a New Hope
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February 6, 2014, 7:30 pm
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February 6, 2014, 7:31 pm
![Movies with the Most Kick-Ass Women]( "Movies with the Most Kick-Ass Women")
The movies with the most kick-ass women rank among the greatest action movies of all time along with some of the best sci-fi films ever, mostly because the female characters in these movies really know how to dispense the pain. Falling primarily in the action and sci-fi genres, these movies with badass women put the heroines in unfathomable situations they have to kick, punch, blow up, and shoot their way out of.
These are not women you'd want to come face to face with in a dark alley. Shoot, Kill Bill has at least six women you wouldn't want to have to face even if the odds were about 20-1 in your favor. These hard hitting female characters are the stuff that movie legends are made of; the kick-ass films you hear about years down the road (assuming you don't cross the hardcore female characters' paths and get yourself killed).
What movies have women who kick butt? What are the films with kick-ass women? This movies with hardcore women list has a whole mess of women who kick ass. Your ass if you're not careful. If your favorite film with badass women isn't on the list, make sure to add it so other fans of movies with killer women can check out new ways to get beat up by a girl.
http://www.ranker.com/list/movies-with-the-most-kick-ass-women/alan-smithee,
Alien
CHARACTER: Ellen Ripley
ACTRESS: Sigourney Weaver
Kill Bill Volume 1
CHARACTER: Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride)ACTRESS: Uma Thurman
Resident Evil
CHARACTER: Alice
ACTRESS: Milla Jovovich
Serenity
CHARACTER: River Tam
ACTRESS: Summer Glau
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
CHARACTER: Leia Organa
ACTRESS: Carrie Fisher
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
CHARACTER: Sarah Connor
ACTRESS: Linda Hamilton
The Matrix
CHARACTER: Trinity
ACTRESS: Carrie-Ann Moss
Underworld
CHARACTER: Selene
ACTRESS: Kate Beckinsale
Kick-Ass
CHARACTER: Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl
ACTRESS: Chloe Moretz
Iron Man 2
CHARACTER: Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
ACTRESS: Scarlet Johannson
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February 6, 2014, 7:33 pm
![Observations About Usernames]( "Observations About Usernames")
Stuff that I personally noticed about usernames. If you don't agree you can add on or rerank and make your own list.
http://www.ranker.com/list/observations-about-usernames/stokified,
People Who Make Fun of Usernames in a Username
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If you can't comprehend that a website would like you to identify yourself to other users and would like you to log into its website, you are an idiot.
People With ILove
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If you have iLove then an actual person in your username you are 1 step away from being a stalker.
Doctor
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If someone has doctor in their usernames they are smart or think they are really smart. My theory is that no actual doctor has ever had doctor in a username.
Entertainment Characters (real or fake)
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People usually really like the characters they put in their username. Except when it's sarcasm and it's easily identifiable. Usually people want you to know if their username is sarcastic, so people don't think they like that character.
Making Up a Word That Ends in Fied.
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After hearing a gay guy on a reality TV show say beutified, sexified and other made up words that end in fied has me convinced that I screwed up with my username. Stokified, was something I came up with randomly and it was something I used to put on my chew spit bottles, so people would know it's mine. I'm not gay.
People With Military Rank
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If someone has military rank on a username usually that's what rank they were in real life. Unless it is a fictional character they are copying. I always thought the opposite of this until someone I made a comment about the military on a sports article.
Political
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If someone has a political username that is the last person you want to talk politics with regardless of your beliefs. If you agree with them they make you look bad and if you don't agree with them they just piss you off.
King or Queen
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If you have king or queen in your username you are the king or queen to all the douchebags on that website.
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February 6, 2014, 7:57 pm
![The Best Constitution Jokes]( "The Best Constitution Jokes")
I tried to be as objective as possible when making this list and not take a side. The Constitution is brought up in just about every political discussion nowadays, so there might as well be a list about it. I'm sure I screwed up something that a American History professor and a lawyer could easily point out. I was in the military and I did just have a history class in college that explained some of the amendments. I'm still confused on a few of the amendments that people never talk about (probably because most people are confused too.) Oh well, enjoy. If you are offended or think I'm full of shit you can make a comment or add on to the list.
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-constitution-jokes/stokified,
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4th Amendment
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5th Amendment
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1st Amendment
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6th Amendment
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8th Amendment
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2nd Amendment
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7th Amendment
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3rd Amendment
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10th Amendment
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February 7, 2014, 4:37 pm
![Top 10 Reasons to Hate Matthew McConaughey]( "Top 10 Reasons to Hate Matthew McConaughey")
Matthew McConaughey is the lucky kind of guy that gets to have sex with tons of hot women, gets paid millions to act in s**tty movies, doesn't really do anything great for society and somehow gets away with all of it. For those reasons and more, we hate his guts. Here is a detailed list of why you should too.
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-reasons-to-hate-matthew-mcconaughey/ihateeverything,
His Movies
Probably his worst indiscretion on this list is his long line of of his many, many s**tty movies, and most of all his romantic-comedies.
On a rare occasion he has been known to muster up some talent for his role, but usually he plays the same damn character in every movie which is usually the same one he plays in real life; that of the supposedly lovable douche-bag.
His Hair
McConaughey’s hair is sort of strange. It can go from looking like it was permed by a blind homeless butcher and then all of a sudden it looks rather good. The only consistent nature of his hair is that his beard always looks like s**t.
He Clogs Up Lists
Every year Matthew McConaughey makes his appearance in magazines and websites in a multitude of lists, positive or negative. From ‘Hottest Guy’, to ‘Best Body’, to ‘Luckiest Son of a bitch’, he is everywhere almost out of habit and is taking spots from other hard working people who deserve a little recognition.
Just think about this: right now you are reading yet another list about Matthew McConaughey, it can’t be stopped. From now on it should be unwritten law that Matt gets a ghost spot on whatever list he could potentially be on so that new, interesting, people can get the spotlight.
He Has a Clothing Line
Yes, the man who refuses to wear a shirt has a clothing line. That’s like Hitler selling yarmulkes, or George Dubya giving out a PHD. Even worse is the name of his company: J.K. livin, as in "Just Keep Livin". Notice the lack of a "g", which makes it "cool".
He Spreads Mono
Here is a short list of the women that McConaughey has dated: Ashley Judd, Sandra Bullock, Penelope Cruz, Janet Jackson, Salli Richardson, and his current girlfriend Brazilian model Camila Alves.
Then let’s also not forget how many dozens of women he’s made out with in movies, like Sarah Jessica Parker, Kate Hudson, and Jennifer Garner. Sure, he doesn't really have mono, but his list of hookups should piss you off anyway.
(Full list of hookups: http://www.ranker.com/list/matthew-mcconaughey_s-loves-and-hookups/celebrityhookups )
Playing the Bongos Gets Him Laid
Matt, we're on a first name basis now, has stated on many occasions that he plays the bongos, but that it makes him about as much of a musician as he is an actor. We agree.
The bongos are like the triangle, technically they’re both instruments, but no one’s ever going to pay to see someone play them in concert.
His Hypnotic Smile
That's the same smile he'd probably give you while you walk in on him banging your prom date.
Every movie poster of his has him with the same dumb grin on his face. This wouldn’t be so bad, but after you finish watching one of his movies and feel like the last hour and a half was sucked out of you by a force only your ex-girlfriend could summon, it then seems like he’s mocking you. He knows that he just wasted your time, and he likes it.
He Thinks He is a Philosopher
Not too many people nowadays have a motto. Matt is one of the few that live by a personal credo that lead them through the tough times and into the good. What is the phrase that gets Matthew through his tougher days? "Just keep living" is the golden phrase that leads him. That’s right, one of his lines from ‘Dazed and Confused’ is the motto that he lives his life by, and if your brain just seized up, don’t worry, you’re not alone.
Police Dont Care if He Smokes Pot
Police were called about a noise complaint one night to find Mr. McC at his residence one night naked, playing the bongos and smoking marijuana. Even though it sounds like a fever-dream you once had, it was real.
He was arrested, and even smiled for his mugshots. Here’s where it gets stupid: instead of serving a mandatory minimum for the drug possession that he was charged with, he got off with a $50 fine for violating noise ordinance. By the way, this wasn’t in oh so liberal California, it was in Texas where they LOVE punishing criminal acts. It's probably the accent.
Nis Nipples
They're dark and stupid.
Go ahead, try and find a picture of Mr. McConaughey with a shirt on, buttoned up all the way. You don't, why? Cause he's always flexing and showing off his inexplicably dark nipples.
Even in most of his movie roles he can’t help but show off his chest...but maybe that’s the source of his hypnotic powers, his eyes of agamotto, so to speak. Hmmm...
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February 7, 2014, 8:21 pm
![The Most Outrageous Animal Tongues of All Time]( "The Most Outrageous Animal Tongues of All Time")
List of weird animal tongues. The weirdest animal tongues are ranked here in order of weirdness. Here is a collection of close ups so that you can see the ins and outs of the mouths of mammals and reptiles alike. We're all familiar with cat tongues being especially special with their hairbrush-like bristles used to clean their bodies. But what other animal tongues are beyond cool? From frog tongues to fly tongues, these are the most outrageous tongues you'll find in the environment.
The chameleon's prehensile tongue is one of the most fascinating. However, it's hard to top anteater tongues, which can reach two feet to slurp up their prey. There are also birds with unusual tongues, as seen in our close-up photo of the hummingbird, which is renowned for its tongue. However, a snake might take the cake, both literally and figuratively, since its tongues often split off like a fork and extends such a distance that Gene Simmons would twist his tongue in jealousy. Vote up the weird animal tongue that you think is the most outrageous.
http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-animal-tongues/ranker-science,
Flies
Goats
Lizards
Giraffes
Snakes
Cats
Frogs
Chameleons
Tamarins
Okapis
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February 7, 2014, 6:37 pm
![The Best TV Shows of 2013]( "The Best TV Shows of 2013")
Best TV shows of 2013 include some of the greatest television shows of all time and serve to remind us that we are, in fact, in a golden age of television. The greatest television shows in 2013 included many stunning finales, some auspicious debuts, and even the resurrection of some TV shows cancelled before their times. All that and more can be voted for as the greatest TV show in 2013.
List of top TV programs of the year rounds up the funniest TV shows, the best dramas of 2013, and even the best reality shows. What were the top shows of 2013? Depending on your taste in TV, your pick for top television show of the year may vary greatly from other people. If your love traditional sitcoms with laugh tracks and bawdy jokes, shows like "Two and a Half Men" and "2 Broke Girls" may have been your favorite. Those who love political plotlines may have enjoyed "Homeland" and "Scandal." Other dramas and comedy shows appealed to smaller audiences, but were no less funny.
Names of the best TV shows of 2013 on this list are among the funniest, gut-wrenching, and mind-bending programs on television in 2013. These shows made people laugh, cry, and had characters worth caring about, and entertained for hours. If your favorite television show of 2013 isn't on the list of greatest TV programs of the year, make sure to add it.
http://www.ranker.com/list/best-tv-shows-2013-v1/ranker-tv,
The Big Bang Theory
Breaking Bad
Sons of Anarchy
Game of Thrones
Modern Family
Boardwalk Empire
The Walking Dead
House of Cards
Homeland
The Blacklist
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