Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 has created a global controversy. Many Americans are avidly awaiting the opportunity to apply for the most prestigious jobs that illegal immigrants have reportedly stolen. Here is a list of the noble professions Americans can now take over.
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Cold Storage Dessert Distributor
Finally a job that requires employees to walk through neighborhoods during long hot summers that doesn't pays just a couple of cents an hour! Americans can now push refrigerators on wheels selling paletas (fruit Popsicles) in neighborhoods across the nation. Dodging muggers, loose dogs and slushy throwing teenagers will you a workout rivaling any gym.
Indentured Servant
A trifecta job that offers free room and board. Americans can now take over for immigrants that get sold into slavery. A butler, maid and nanny rolled into one being a slave comes with few worries. Free room and board in a renovated hall closet or dark basement with all the breadcrumbs one can eat. Don't forget about the occasional sodomizing by guests at household parties.
Automobile Dehydration Specialist
Cars don't just dry themselves after going through the wash. Finally Americans can learn those cool shamie techniques themselves and start applying for the coveted car drying positions at the local car wash.
Landscape Rehabilitation
It's finally time for Americans to quit working in air-conditioned offices and start working mowing lawns. The grass grows and now Americans can mow it. Don't forget about the great perks that come with the job like sucking on all the exhaust fumes from the leaf blower. Leaf blower fumes are better then a 401k and medical benefits any day!
Apparel Assembly Technician
Thousands of Americans will be lining up in the streets for a chance to work in a sweatshop. Who needs to be fashionista when you can get paid 10 cents a piece for sowing over a thousand pieces of garments together?
Hotel and Hospitality Maintenance
The stripper doesn’t clean that beautiful sketchy motel room the boys trashed during the last bachelor party. Filthy motel rooms filled with trash and fluids can now be cleaned by Americans. Citizens can remember all the things they've ever done in a motel and take joy in the fact that soon American citizens can clean it all up.
Mobile Nutrition Specialist
The fruit supply chain stops on the local corner. Selling fruit on the corner looks like a no experience job but you can be sure all the prostitutes from the nearby red light district will be clamoring to earn an honest living selling fruit. People can pull up and get a box of strawberries from a meth head prostitute asking "what STD would you like with your fruit?"
Biohazard Waste Removal
Licensed plumbers can cost some serious money when the toilet busts. When the mess is this rancid they head to the local hardware store for backup. Soon a jobs as a day laborer cleaning up fecal matter for a six-pack of beer will be available for all Americans! Finally Americans get the chance to literally clean up their own s**t.
Restaurant Materials Sanitizer
Who needs a cushy office job when you can clean dishes for below minimum wage? Americans have been dying to become dishwashers for decades and in Arizona they'll soon have the chance.
Agriculture Transport Specialist
Americans will soon be afforded the opportunity to work in 100-degree weather for 10 hours a day for a dollar an hour picking strawberries. Get to the farm early because the line for a job picking fruit will get long fast.