With "Game of Thrones" George R.R. Martin crafted a universe full of (tons and tons and tons) complicated and complex characters. Many of the main characters have strong, individualized voices and even out of context, almost any quote can be quickly placed to its speaker. In a world of dozens of characters that is no small feat. Lord Petyr Baelish, or Littlefinger, is a sneaky brothel owner, with lots of clever quotes.
Lord Baelish was also the treasurer to the king (Master of Coin), and is a brilliantly deceptive man who uses his ownership of many King's Landing brothels to gain intelligence for political gain. Being such a cunning man, with ties to almost every character, he has a lot to say, and Lord Baelish quotes are usually linguistically clever and tricky.
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On tricky situations
"When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, best close your eyes, get it over with."
Re: Chaos
"Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some, are given a chance to climb. They refuse, they cling to the realm, or the gods, or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is."
On the Starks
"Ah, the Starks, quick tempers, slow minds."
Short Jokes
"Keep a low profile."
Re: Their Game
"You know what I learnt losing that duel? I learnt that I'll never win. Not that way. That's their game, their rules. I'm not going to fight them, I'm going to f**k them. That's what I know, that's what I am, and only by admitting what we are can we get what we want."
Re: Peace
"We only make peace with our enemies, my lord. That's why it's called 'making peace.'"
Re: Trust
"I did warn you not to trust me."
Re: Loyalty
"When the queen proclaims one king and the king's Hand proclaims another, whose peace do the Gold Cloaks protect? Who do they follow? The man who pays them."
Job Requirements
"I'm a purveyor of beauty and discretion, both equally important."
Friendship
"And not long after that, when I saw you escorting a certain... foreign dignitary... council business? Of course, you would have friends from across the narrow sea. You're from there yourself. After all, we're friends, aren't we, Lord Varys? I'd like to think we are. So you can imagine my burden, wondering if the king might question my friend's sympathies, to stand at a crossroads where turning left means loyalty to a friend, turning right, loyalty to the realm..."