With Game of Thrones George RR Martin crafted a universe full of complicated complex characters. All of which have strong individualized voices and ideals. Even out of context almost any quote can be quickly placed to it's speaker, in a world of dozens of characters that is no small feat.
Amongst those is Tyrion Lannister, the youngest son of Tywin Lannister with a quick tongue and razor sharp wit he yields some of the most amazing quotes.
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On self awareness.
We all need to be mocked from Time to Time, Lest we take ourselves too seriously. More Wine Please."
Re: What you are fighting for.
Don't fight for a king. Don't fight for his kingdoms. Don't fight for honor, Don't fight for Glory, Don't fight for riches, because you won't get any. This Is your city Stannis means to sack. That's your gate he's ramming. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Lets Go Kill Them!
On his skills and talents.
"It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, If it were easy."
On becoming the greatest god.
"There you have It. Nothing to worry about! Drinking and Lust: No man can match me in these things. I am the God of Tits and Wine. I shall build an shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit."
Regarding Walls.
“Why Is It that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side?”
Where is the greatest god?
“The Lord of Light Wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the Gods such vicious C*nts? Where Is the God of Tits and Wine?”
Why Tyrion reads so much.
“My brother has his sword, King Robert has his Warhammer and I have my mind…and a mind needs books as a sword needs a Whetstone If it Is to keep Its edge. That’s why I read so Much Jon Snow
In dealing with Beheading
“I much like my head. I don’t want to see It removed just yet.”
On being a Bastard.
“Never forget what you are. For surely the world will Not. Wear It like armor and it can Never be used to hurt you.”
On how he intends to die.
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my C**k.